Honestly, man, idek. I wanted to make an NFT exchange, but I haven't connected this domain to my database yet (the least of my problems lol). But I got us a domain! Thank goodness your email is so unique; the domain costed just barely over 5% of the gross average monthly wage in Tajikistan. Tajikistan is apparently as low as it gets according to UNECE stats, but it was still way more than I anticipated. I guess it's all those Tajikistan oligarchs skewing the data. Anyway, since I haven't figured out the NFT exchange, I thought maybe this would be a nice place to store pictures or any other kind of shared media that we'd like to share so we could both have access to the media. However, I feel like once again masquerading an opportunity for me to puke up my thoughts and force you to listen as a "gift" is getting a little old. I figured maybe you deserve a real gift. One that isn't completely centered around our relationship. Something that you could use independently of the two of us (which is why I made the CSS file pink and covered in flowers? idk). So, utility.

Utility. U t i l i t y. Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs! What's the worst possible thing that could happen to a person? Starvation? No. Boredom. Where is Leo on a daily basis? That evil, boring place. When I think of tortured puppies, I think of Leo being held captive in AP Lit or AP Psych or some other bad place where I can't reach him. My hand is extended, but I grasp nothing. I jump in my sensory deprivation tank cooler to bounce around in his brainmatter, but there's too much noise. It's the sound of his synapses overdosing on medetomidine. Anyway.

What do I do when I'm bored? Brainrot! But obviously normal brainrot will not do for my Leo. So, website! And also a helpful tool for physics labs/frqs. AND this website will never be blocked by the school's wifi. So that's cool. Uhh. Hope you enjoy?

I do want this website to be more than your christmas gift. I'd like to keep working on it. Eventually, once I figure out how to connect it to a database, I'd like for it to actually be interactive. Because we are the most important union probably ever. At the very least, we need a website. How else will we get sponsors? lmk if you have any ideas.